Katy Perry. There’s something we like.
The Simpsons. There’s something else we like.
Probably not what website Lord James Carson meant by "sex the articles up a bit"...
Imagine those things came together. We’d like that. A lot.
That’d be like taking a double pepperoni pizza and covering it in delicious jam.
Or taking The Best of Phil Collins and adding Eminem.
K-Pez, clearly not deterred by recent tribulations with chidren's TV (we're not saying The Simpsons is children's TV, but Sesame Street isn't a cartoon, and the link we were determined to make was getting a bit complicated), is set to appear as bartender Moe's girlfriend in a special 'live action' special Christmas episode called 'The Fight Before Christmas'.
All the usually animated characters are going to be transformed into puppet form for the special episode, due to be aired on December 5th.
What is it with Katy Perry and children's telly at the moment? Not content with upsetting precious mothers by getting Elmo all of a quiver, she's now going to sidle up next to prank call victim Moe.
We're not sure about the morality of all this. Sure, we like watching Katy Perry, so for her to appear in one of our favourite programmes (no, not Sesame Street) is very convenient, but let's not forget she's a soon-to-be-married woman.
What will poor old Russell Brand think seeing her dating all these puppety characters? It might give the big-haired bambi-legged lothario a bit of a complex: before you know it he'll be roaming the streets dressed as Bert from The Raccoons.
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