Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry. You and your whimsical fashion eh? You dress like a smurf and it made our smurf feel all smurfy. You dress like a peacock and we leered like a hungry farmer. And now you've dressed like some kind of picnic blanket and it's obviously got us quite flustered, like Yogi bear in picnic museum.

Some of you might wonder if Katy's fashion foibles would be off-putting to her husband to be, Russell Brand, but considering he dresses like a startled owl in high heels, she's probably just trying to keep up.

Katy amassed some huge crowds on her trip to London yesterday, which was annoying as we didn't even know she was here and we're pretty sure this was outside our old office. We have a stack of magazine pages we want signing, plus there's this lock of our hair that we need to sew in to her luscious black mane. Oh well, let those kooky superfans have their fun eh?

Still, damn Bauer for making us move, can we go back? We miss our friend Jimmy Smith, who we used to play hopscotch with and this new part of town smells funny. 

This is what she looked like:





We would normally have cut this man out of the picture, but he looks so glum we left him in. Maybe he'll see this and it'll cheer him up. Cheer up fella, you're famous now!


 
We know what you love here at FHM, you want it funny, sexy and useful. So here's a video of Katy Perry talking about babies. For more babies go here.

 

More Katy Perry on FHM.com:

1 \ Katy Perry wore two dresses yesterday

2 \ Katy Perry dressed as a sexy cavewoman

3 \ Yes, it's a Katy Perry cleavage special 

And elsewhere in the land of lady on FHM.com, yes other women do exist:

1 \ Olivia Munn gets naked for elephants

2 \ Britney Spears is looking pretty groovy

3 \ Cheryl Cole is getting divorced

And here's a gallery: