Kayla Collins update: Since we excitedly told you the news that the Playboy Playmate of the Month August 2008 was all set to appear on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! last week, we’ve been doing some digging. We used the usual channels - the internet search services that so reliably deliver almost anything you could freakishly imagine within fractions of a second - but all we could find was one YouTube video, under which the sole comment was “She’s got a funny-looking nose.” It's true, she does.

Kayla Collins in a bikini in the I'm a Celebrity jungle
Bushwacker: Kayla Collins, Playboy's Playmate of the Month, August 2008

But it turns out that Kayla Collins does exist. She appeared on the opening episode of the reality show last night, in which Gazza’s ex-wife Cheryl Gascoigne had to sing a song while maggots tried their maggoty best to wiggle into her ears and Essex girl Stacey Solomon ate kangaroo dick. Meanwhile, Kayla and ex-MP Lembit Opik played a game called ‘Hell Hole Kitchen’, which involved grabbing items from a box containing snakes, rats and scorpions. At this rate, whiny nutritionist Gillian McKeith will be made to fight a crocodile sooner rather than never.

A good start to the show then. But don’t bother watching it, just check in at FHM.com every day and we’ll let you know as soon as Kayla Collins appears in a bikini. Below is an little Kayla Collins interview, in which she ponders whether or not it’s possible to swallow a kangaroo testicle in one gulp. Fail to plan, plan to fail.