In the halls of the FHM office, Kelly Brook is pretty much a godlike figure. Her name is spoken with a level of admiration usually saved for saints and Nobel Prize winners.
So when we heard today that she was newly single, we had mixed emotions. On the one side, it's really rubbish for her and we have every sympathy.
But on the other hand, it also means that we might still be in with a chance of marrying the ex-Big Breakfast star, and spending the rest of our lives next to her in lovely, sexy bliss.
...well, probably not.
Okay, definitely not. But it does mean that we can now stare at her briliant Instagram without the fear of her ex-Gladiator boyfriend David McIntosh breaking our doors down and smashing up our computers as we cower in the corner of the room sobbing.
So in celebraton of that fact, here are her finest Instagram moments...
No wonder she's appeared in FHM 100 Sexiest 17 times in our 20-year history.