Kelly Brook. Two words guaranteed to make your trouser legs rise a few inches. If that didn’t work, try this on for size:

Still nothing? How about:

No? Oh forget it, your penis is broken.

Kelly Brook is hotter than a barbeque wearing Victoria’s Secret lingerie, more fun than Bez on M&S Finest ecstasy and nicer than Terry Wogan bringing you a bowl of soup because you feel a bit ill and tearing up the bread into easily dunkable chunks for you.

What we’re getting at there is that Kelly Brook is hot, fun and nice.

Here she is promoting the launch of her new film, Piranha 3D:

We don’t really have much more to say about that; she just kind of stood in front of the poster looking great and having her picture taken. She’s good at that. So, to flesh out this story a little bit, we went on the internet and did some proper ‘research’. Like journalists and ting.

What we learnt on the internet is that the people who live near Lake Havasu are worried the film will have a detrimental affect on tourism.

We rather think that most people will be able to make the distinction between film and reality. Those that can't are likely to think "Lake Havasu looks bloody brilliant. It's full of really sexy college girls in bikinis acting all sexy all the time. I am going to go there".

So stop freaking out, Lake Havasu. Relax and enjoy the bikinis.  

MORE ABOUT THE LOVELY KELLY BROOK:
1/ Kelly. As a sexy fitness instructor. Ideal.
2/ Kelly Brook in tight leggings

MORE ABOUT OTHER GIRLS THAT ARE LOVELY BUT AREN'T KELLY BROOK:
1/ Cindy Crawford in Russia
2/ Natalie Portman is wonderful in Venice