Ah deodorant. Where would we be without it? Probably a lot further down the social ladder, that’s where. It’s such a crucial part of being a man that it doesn’t need to be sold or promoted to us – it’s just a thing like toothpaste and Better-buy Baked Beans. A staple part of our life.

Fact is, it’s nothing very exciting. But Lynx, taking the thoughts right out of our head and moulding them seamlessly into marketable products, have released their new scent Excite. And that’s exactly what it did.


No geese were harmed in the making of this photo. Actually, that's a huge lie.

You’re a sensible reader, dear Reader, so you’ve obviously watched the clip above and seen the gorgeous Kelly Brook in our behind-the-scenes video. This is the part where we’d normally nudge you into watching said video, but since we know you’re smart (well done on that, by the way) you’ve already seen it.

Which means you have seen Kelly Brook, in angel wings, looking all ‘yea I’m here to do God’s work’ and stuff.


Kelly's halo often took the fun out of hide-and-seek 

Fun fact: sometimes when Kelly Brook walks into Starbucks, the staff harmonise and sing angel-like coos as she orders her latte. That’s because Kelly Brook is gorgeous and angelic, even when she takes off those massive fake angel wings and hangs her halo up.

So, right after we clock off work at FHM Towers, we’re going to grab a load of this deodorant and spray it around in the vague hope that it entices angels out the sky.


"See? We do need new pillows."

Of course, if they do fall out the sky, it might be a bit grim if they go splat all around the place, like those birds that dropped out the sky in America.

Well. You don’t know unless you try…


Kelly had no idea a lorry was about to plough into her