Kristin Cavallari: The Hills, Laguna Beach: The Real orange County, CSI: NY, Wild Cherry, Van Wilder: Freshman Year. Sure. Why not. Now: a photoshoot with Tyler Shields, the dude who took these photos of Lindsay Lohan with a gun. Picture number one in the Shields Cavallari match up:

Of his shoot with Cavallari, Shields said (on his website): “Kristin Cavallari was down and got down, I kicked dirt in her face then she cut me with a giant knife all and all a fun night.” Sounds kinky. Kinky like:

Shields also said (on his website): “I love it when people commit I love it when they let go of fear and go for it so needless to say I loved this shoot! I had never met her before this and she was amazing even beyond my expectations.” Which is a polite way of saying he thinks The Hills (which, lest you forget, also stars Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag) is shit and was pleasantly surprised when Cavallari wasn’t. But hey, a dude’s allowed to change his mind. This might’ve helped:

Most impressive: Cavallari’s attempt at that standing against the wall exercise that smashes your thighs to bits:

We can’t do that for long. Not without breaking into a sweat. Or rolling our eyes back into our heads like we’ve taken a bite of a ham sandwich with too much mustard in it. Or making those grunty noises that somehow help when you’re exerting yourself. Or screaming “ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” at the man who’s making us do it. Kudos, Cavallari.

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