Lindsay Lohan was in court yesterday. So, like any sensible, attractive woman, she dressed to impress the judge. And when say ‘dressed to impress’, we mean wore an incredibly tight white mini-dress in the hope that the sight of her sizeable bazookas would cause the judge to cardiac arrest.

It didn’t work. Her arraignment went ahead and the actress-turned-addict pleaded “not guilty” to the charge of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Los Angeles jewellery store earlier this year.

But enough about the court case and back to the 24-year-old’s looks, which are the subject of much debate in the FHM office. Some of us think she’s the personification of skanky, and the rest of us, think she’s a red-hot bit of rough who’d be dynamite in the sack.

What do you think, men? Is the Mean Girls star damaged goods? Or does she still have it? Vote with your comments below and in our 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll.

And while you’re in the mood to chat, how about you tell us any ridiculous jewellery-related anecdotes you have. Have you ever bought a girl something amazing, then been dumped the next day? Would you spend $2,500 on a necklace?

The most FHM has ever spent on a necklace is £25. We bought if from a bloke down the market and gave it to an ex-girlfriend on Valentine’s Day (remember: it's on Monday). It worked too. We had absolutely loads of sex. Yup, we were copulating right up to the point she developed that burning neck rash. She dumped us soon after. No idea why.


"My eyes are u...oh, forget about it."