33-year-old Liv Tyler is best known for being really hot despite the fact she was sired by grouper fish lipped rock and roll singer Steven Tyler. She’s also done some films like Empire Records (good), Armageddon (sad, explosive), Dr T and the Women (¿) and of course, The Lord of the Rings trilogy in which she starred alongside a Goonie, Magneto off X-Men and Sharpe. It’s probably not related to that, but she’s done this rather hot shoot for Le Figaro magazine where she’s really smiley and then in a bath and then on a bed. At the time of going to press it was unclear in what order that happened, but we can extrapolate that it went something like this. She’s smiling because she’s decided to have a really lovely bath, perhaps after work or on a Saturday morning when she doesn’t have much on.

She has the bath, and as with most bath’s it gets cold fairly quickly and she’s realised that it probably would have been a better idea to have a slightly longer shower. No matter though, as she’s hopped out, dried herself off and is having a lie down on the bed, perhaps mentally planning her day while her hair dries (she doesn’t want to use the hair dryer as it has been very humid recently and she doesn’t want to damage it). So that’s how her day started. What do you think she had for breakfast? Fruit? Grenola? Guesses in the comments please, best one win’s a trip back in time to a defining moment in history of their choice*

*Note: Actual time travel is a likely physical impossibility, as such, FHM and all related partners and companies are under no obligation to take anyone back in time, because we can’t. [This article was amended on the 28th of September, 2023…PSYCHE!]