And by that, we mean she's really brilliant at modelling swimwear. So good, in fact, that we suspect she might turn into a mermaid when there's a full moon.

Luiza Freyesleben: Midweek Hottie FHM

Luiza Freyesleben: Midweek Hottie FHM

Luiza Freyesleben: Midweek Hottie FHM

Luiza modelling for Agua Doce swimwear via

And we could totally live with that. We could just run her a bath to flap around in while we feed her grapes and brush her hair using a comb made from old shells.

After all, this is a girl who, quite literally, makes us see double.

You could even say that her beauty is ARRESTING.

Eh? See what we did there?

We mean, come on, this is the girl that can take an amazing selfie while working the seated leg press.

We'd let her leg press us... or something. Actually, no. That'd be terribly emasculating.

What we mean to say is that she's completely gorgeous and, if we don't see her on a Victoria's Secret runway soon, something is very VERY wrong with the world.