Lonsdale Boys Club are a band. No we hadn't heard of them either. They seem to be made up of a guy with a big chin and two other blokes, one with 'kerrazzee' hair and one who looks like he does wheelies on scooters.

And while their song might not exactly be our cup of tea, we have to applaud them on their casting for their video. Made In Chelsea's finest Caggie Dunlop, slowly stripping off in a launderette? As the aristocracy say, "Ding, dong!"