We could go on about how we watch Made In Chelsea for the storylines. But you're not stupid, so you know that we watch E4's BAFTA-nominated show for the same reason you occasionally happen to catch it...
Because we fancy the pants off bubbly-quaffing, rugger-loving, trust-fund-spending posh girls and would give our left testicle to see what's hidden under their wax jackets and jodhpurs.
Offering the first five pages of the latest FHM is enough to tempt delectable 23-year-old geography student and faux-reality TV star Louise Thompson into displaying her nigh-on noble assets.
So feast your eyes on this sexy snippet from her shoot and pick up the latest issue of FHM as Louise reveals why the capital's toffiest toffees are battling to be her bed buddy.
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