10 sexy ways to survive rip-off energy bills this winter

Posted by , 25 October 2013

Make like a penguin

Make like a penguin

If there’s one thing penguins are good at – besides forgetting how to fly and getting eaten by killer whales – it’s how to stay warm in Antarctic conditions.

How do they do it? By huddling close together and sharing their body warmth – the more the merrier.

But don’t be fooled, they’re not entirely selfless – that kind of closeness leads to all sorts of fishy business. The horny little bastards do the dirty in -30°C temperatures and 125mph winds, which puts your balls disappearing into your groin after a cold shower into context.

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