Earlier this week we teased you with just 22 seconds of the new Megan Fox Armani underwear advert. Only because that's all we had, not because we're horrible gits or anything. Today we have the full version, which is playing its sexy way out right above these words, making these words effectively the plain girl at the disco holding all the coats. Nobody's even noticed she's there.
Megan has been been a spokesbody for Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans since the beginning of this year. She's been doing very well, as you can see from the image below. As someone who is tasked with making posh pants look good you can literally not fault her at all. She's bloody owning those pants.
The new advert sees Megan as a fancy celebrity in a hotel room, answering the door to a room service waiter while wearing just her underwear. He, understandably, is a bit thrown and finds it hard to concentrate on his job of placing a knife and fork and taking the lid of a platter. He watches her getting changed and then refuses a tip, thanking her instead for the show. That's not cool, room service waiter. While you can hardly be blamed for staring rapt at Megan Fox easing into snug jeans, making it totally obvious to her that you've been staring at her throughout and are probably now off to knock one out in a broom cupboard is pretty unprofessional. Frankly, we wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself unemployed tomorrow. Just something to think about.
Of course, we were putting Megan Fox in underwear years ago. Why? Because we're pioneers.