Want to see Megan Fox look fantastic in a video for Armani? Sure you do! What else were you planning to do for the next two minutes?
Megan Fox adopting the pose and white vest girls use in adverts when they're taking off their makeup, except she's actually wearing makeup
Watching this video is actually one of the better ways we can think of spending two minutes, off hand. Seriously, what else are you going to do? You could start making (but not finish making) a cup of tea. You could do half of a four-minute workout. You could clear your desk and think about doing something with your life. You could watch this gif of a surprised cat in a box 40 times in a row:
We just did
They’re all good, sure. Especially the cat one. But not as good as watching Megan Fox talk about makeup whilst looking beautiful. To be honest with you, we didn’t really go into the video looking for information on what Megan Fox thinks about makeup.
Yeah, shallow or what? We were just interested in looking at her beautiful face. Sue us. She’s great. She’s done a lot of work for Armani over the last year and she seems to revere the man himself as some sort of cult leader.
The way she continually mentions him and he remains perpetually off-camera is actually sort of creepy. Although he's probably kept off-camera because he looks a bit like a chip that’s been on the bottom of the oven for a couple of months.
Megan Fox has lipstick applied WHILST HOLDING OTHER LIPSTICK
Give it a watch, anyway. She looks great, and at the end of the day, that’s what’s really important. Not what she prefers in terms of lipgloss versus lipstick. Sorry, Megan.