We’ve had it up to here [holds hand up very high] with all these celebrity romances and engagements of late.
Only last week we brought you news that Miley Cyrus had accepted the proposal of Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth, and previously we shattered your wee little hearts by telling you that FHM cover star Emily Atack was smitten with One Erection’s Harry Styles.
It’s more bad news we’re afraid, as last night TOWIE hottie Lucy Mecklenburgh agreed to marry co-star Mario Falcone.
Regular viewers of the show – so, probably not you – will remember her cheating on young Mario last year with the orangest man in Essex, Mark Wright.
But nevertheless, boyfriend Mario took her for a romantic cruise aboard The Good Ship Cringe in last night’s episode. He got down on one knee on the luxury boat, amid rose petals, champagne and a setting sun, and proposed to the lovely Lucy.
“In the words of Michael Jackson, ‘you rock my world,’” he told his about-to-be fiancée. Though in hindsight, that may just have been the bobbing of the boat.
But it’s not all bad news, friends, as Lucy is currently gracing the pages of this month’s FHM, in her sexiest ever shoot. And here’s the proof:
To see all six sexy pages of Lucy Mecklenburgh’s shoot and read an interview with the TOWIE totty, get your paws on the July issue of FHM, out now.