Irina Shayk. Read the name and remember it, because later on you’re going to want to know who it is you and all your mates are dreaming about.
From flashing her pins and showing off her silky smooth dance moves for Agent Provocatuer to bringing Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue back to its glory days, the lovely Irina is probably the greatest thing to happen to modelling since cameras were invented.
Here are 5 trouser-burstingly sexy reasons why you should love her...
She's got more moves and swagger than an oiled-up Justin Timberlake video
Sure, if you’re a clued-up gossip hound you might already know her as Christiano Ronaldo’s (miles) better half, but if you’re a man with a taste for the finer things it’ll be because of her feisty starring role in Penelope Cruz’s new Agent Provocateur film.
Which we dissected here and you can watch below… Fast forward to 3:07 for sexy awesomeness.
She knows how to wear a bikini better than anyone else, ever
Before she was being a lingerie clad seductress for Penelope Cruz she was tickling your retinas as Miss Chelyabinsk before being spotted and made the super-awesome cover person for the Sport Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue.
A role she was chosen for because she happens to have a bathing suit body so hot that it could make a grown man weep from all the sexy radiation hitting him in the face.
She's real girlfriend material
She’s not your average model with nothing to say, as proven by this video where she shows off a cheeky sense of humour, some talented burping and a (slightly strange) love for bacon candy.
Why would you not love a woman that thinks bacon candy is awesome and isn’t frightened of the odd bit of oral flatulence? It means that she’d definitely accept you for who you are, which we reckon is slap-your-thigh fantastic.
Her instagram is like a wardrobe portal into a Narnia world of everything magic and beautiful. Follow her here.
She’s also scientifically proven to be the reason that GIFs were invented, as shown by the following…
And finally, she gives us hope
Irina goes out with Christiano Ronaldo, which might not be completely awesome but it does at least show that even slick-haired, Bambi-legged footballers can have redeeming characteristics.
Which leaves a lot of hope for us normal types that actually have a fundamental grasp of what a normal tackle is.
Is there another beaufitul lady out there that you can't get out of your head? Let us know in the comments and we'll do our bloody bestest to get her on the site next week.
Check out last week's Midweek Hottie: The beautiful, leggy warbler, Diana Vickers.