We were only just getting used to the fact that it was alright to fancy Miley Cyrus. But now the mega-hot megastar has only gone and taken herself off the market.

Not that we’re saying we ever stood much of a chance with the former teeny-bopping, Disney-faced starlet, but it still pains us greatly to hear her announce her engagement to Aussie actor Liam Hemsworth.


The annoyingly happy couple met on the set of the film The Last Song in 2009 – no, we haven’t seen it either – and have been going out ever since, despite a sadly short-lived break-up last year.

Hemsworth, younger brother of Thor star Chris, made his name playing paraplegic Josh Taylor in Neighbours. More recently he’s stepped into the more, um, active role of Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games alongside the out-of-this-world-hot Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, life is unfair.

The 19-year-old Miley, who just so happens to be the richest teen in Hollywood with a personal fortune of an estimated $120 million, officially announced the engagement yesterday.


The former Hannah Montana star told People magazine, “I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam.”

This latest episode in the life of good-girl-turned-wild-thing-turned-wife-to-be Miley Cyrus has taught us a valuable lesson about celebrity relationships. They’re all shit.

We wish them a temporarily happy marriage and a speedy divorce.