Orlando Bloom may just be the luckiest man alive. Not only does he get paid a shitload to be an incredibly bad actor, he's married to 27-year-old Victoria's Secret angel Miranda Kerr who's in the September issue of Spanish Vogue looking pretty spectacular.
Just for a change, Miranda opted to move away from the underwear modelling in favour of wearing proper clothes for once. Damn. Although it's not all bad news, as you can see because the 'proper' clothes the lovely people at Vogue Espana picked out for her don't consist of very much material at all. Yay!
For those of you in the know when it comes to celebrity gossip, Miranda is pregnant at the moment. This brings us to an interesting point.
Judging by these photos it looks like she has talents aside from looking good while wearing expensive lingerie. Just like other FHM favourites Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes and Marisa Miller.
It seems the Aussie may have mastered the art of time travel as, despite being with child, there's no sign of a bump in these pictures. Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins et al: watch your back.
The other, more likely, possibility is that these photos were taken a long time before she got up the duff. That seems more logical, on reflection.
Whether Miranda has found a way of defying quantum physics or not, one thing's for sure: she wears a lime green swimsuit, a fur coat and Pat Butcher earrings very well.
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