We’ve been pretty pleased with a lot of the latest Victoria’s Secret pictures that have been released, stuff like Candice Swanepoel in the new winter catalogue, Adriana Lima in the new winter catalogue, Erin Heatherton in the new winter catalogue, and Lily Aldridge in the new winter catalogue (spotting the trend there?). But these next lot may just take the whole, un-nibbled biscuit. Because these are new pictures of Miranda Kerr, and she’s looking like this:
That’s right, these shots are from before Miranda got the baby bump. Since starting to bake Orlando Bloom’s bun in her oven, Miranda might have felt a bit like the Mark Webber of Victoria’s Secret – all the other models get the new gear while she’s left on the back burner. But no more does she suffer the fate of her fellow Aussie. Miranda is back to the front of the Victoria’s Secret grid with some really rather good pictures.
It was a bitter blow to hear that Miss Kerr, all sweet and innocent we thought she was, was bearing child. But these do soften the pain a little bit, and if Victoria’s Secret keep releasing new stuff like this featuring Miranda while she’s away, we might not even notice she’s gone.
These must actually be torture to Orlando Bloom though. Looking at new pictures of your other half looking ridiculously hot in underwear, and having your ogling interrupted by a backing track of her throwing up in the toilet with morning sickness. We hope it hurts you inside Orlando, you’ve robbed us of something beautiful.
More Girls news on FHM.com:
1/ Charlotte Atkinson is our November girlfriend
2/ Kara Tointon burlesque for December FHM!
3/ Upgrade girlfriend: Natasha
4/ FHM Single Girls - Dates of the week!
5/ Kelly Brook was at an LG party in London