Right now, journalists across the globe are convinced that Prince Harry will soon be proposing to Cressida Bonas. They're also absolutely certain that Cressida just isn't ready yet.
We have no idea who their "sources" are, but it does kind of feel like they're making up their own soap opera.
Either way, we can expect to see a lot more of Cressida in the news for the foreseeable future. Which is fine by us, because she happens to be prettier than a snowy Christmas morning. And she kind of looks like a posher version of Cara Delevingne.
But who is she, exactly? That question can be pretty hard to answer because, unsurprisingly, she's nowhere to be seen on social media. Here's what we do know...
Occupation: After studying dance at Leeds University, Cressida landed a job in theatre marketing.
How posh is she? Fairly posh. She's the daughter of Lady Mary-Gaye Curzon, a banking heiress and daughter of the late Earl Howe. The fact he was the godson of King Edward VII adds extra points. So she's posh enough to go to weddings with princesses...
But she's no stranger to Glastonbury, somehow managing to make dungarees look sexy.
How did she meet Harry? She's good friends with Princess Eugenie, Harry's cousin (above in the wedding snap), and it is believed that she introduced them.
How long have they been together for? Two years.
So are they getting married? Your guess is as good as ours.
Is it true that pictures have already been mocked up of what their babies would look like? Of course, because that's exactly the kind of rational behaviour we expect around anything remotely royal- and baby-based.