Great Scott! Who is she?
Samara Weaving, the 22-year-old Australian actress who is almost too much to handle on a Monday.
Not that we're complaining, but why are you writing about her?
She's been in the news today for two reasons. Firstly, she's in this sexy video for her shoot in Minc Magazine, a fashion and art mag.
Secondly, she's about to start filming her lead role in new-horror-movie-that-nobody's-heard-of, Before Dawn.
So she's an actress?
Correct. And if you're big on your Australian soaps, you'll recognise her from Home & Away, which she appeared in from 2009-13.
And next up is a horror movie? Does that mean she'll probably be doing lots of running and maybe take a shower while some kind of menace lurks outside?
In the least creepy way possible, we hope so.
Hang on. She's Australian and her last name is Weaving? Don't suppose she's related to…
Yep. That's Uncle Hugo.
Awesome. What's he up to these days?
The last thing you'll have seen him in is either The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Cloud Atlas (doubtful), or Captain America: The First Avenger. You'll see him again in the third part of the Hobbit trilogy – The Hobbit: There and Back Again.
Does he kill Neo?
Wait… what? Let's get back to Samara.
Samara Weaving. Just shut up and look at the pictures.