You’re not going to believe this. It’s huge.

As ideology-shattering as the Berlin Wall coming down. As captivating as 9/11. As opinion-dividing as the Iraq war. As demoralising as Hurricane Katrina. Four times ten times times twelve times more captivating than the O.J.Simpson trial. As curiously fragile as the coalition government. As sad for mums as the death of Princess Diana. As iconic as Tiananmen Square. As relentlessly outrageous as Adolf Hitler.

OF ALL NADINE COYLE’S GIRLS ALOUD BANDMATES ONLY NICOLA ROBERTS HAS BEEN IN TOUCH TO CONGRATULATE NADINE COYLE ON HER NEW SINGLE.

Unbelievable. Or is it? How many times in your life have you made a point of getting in touch with someone you used to work with quite a lot to congratulate them on doing some different work. The answer is: not very many times. We’re all busy, and it would take at least three hours of every day congratulating everyone you’d ever vaguely known for something they’d done. Nicola Roberts is clearly either a) a very bloody nice person b) good friends with Nadine Coyle c)a very bloody bored person.

LISTEN MEDIA: It is okay for people not be friend’s with people they work with. If everyone got along marvellously the whole time, life would as dull as old shit. Where would we be without rifts and arguments and disagreements and mild indifference to each other’s existence? Somewhere rubbish, that’s where. Somewhere like Glastonbury. And Glastonbury is fine, but only for a weekend. If life was like that ever day of the week we’d all go completely insane and would probably suffocate because of all the free ruddy hugs attacking us from every side. JESUS.

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