40-year-old Naomi Campbell is best known for being a bit cross. Shouty, camera punchy and generally a bit of a nightmare. But there's no sign of that in her new photo shoot for Russian GQ. We know it's Russian because we recognised the Cyrillic alphabet. She looks happy and care free as she reclines with an enormous snake, which we think is an albino Burmese python. Naomi has had a fraught time recently after allegedly handling some hooky diamonds.

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On 1 July 2010, Campbell was summoned by the war crimes trial against Charles Taylor, the 22nd President of Liberia at the UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone in Leidschendam near The Hague to give evidence on receiving a blood diamond. Not appearing at the trial as summoned is punishable by up to 7 years in prison. Despite initially refusing to attend, Campbell was eventually subpoenaed and appeared as scheduled as a witness for the prosecution on 5 August 2010, Campbell apparently told the court hat this was a big inconvenience for her, she's real nice like that.

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We weren't invited to the court, apparently we just don't cut it with the legal eagles over at county anymore. Once again it's one rule for court appointed, highly skilled legal reporters and another for flakey men's lifestyle website writers.