Good morning. Colombian model Natalia Paris has been filmed simulating a wild, rowdy sex romp on a giant stuffed animal. Of all the things that happened in the world over the weekend, this is probably our favourite. This and that .gif of the ninja monkey, which despite being exceptional in its own right, isn’t a video of a curvaceous, 37-year-old South American hottie pretending to fellate a teddy bear.

Natalia Paris Colombian model teddy bear sex tape

So, who is this woman? Natalia Paris is a second generation model. Her mother was a model, which made things pretty straightforward for her because normally, if you’re a girl and your mum is hot enough to make a living out of it, then you’ll be able to too. It’s not a perfect formula, but it worked for Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson. It worked for Susan Sarandon and Eva Amurri. Ditto Bebe Buell and Liv Tyler, Marcheline Betrand and Angelina Jolie, Bianca Jagger and Jade Jagger and Pearl Lowe and Daisy Lowe. It’s worked, to a lesser extent, for many millions of mothers and daughters throughout the history of human civilisation, it’s just they might not have become rich because of it. It’s the way the wind blows, you know?

What else has Natalia Paris done? THIS:

Woah. She’s great. Let’s find some Spanish superlatives to describe this woman. ‘Guapísima’, ‘Impresionante’, ‘Maravillosa’. Yeah, that’s right. We can use an online Spanish dictionary like the best of them. ‘Te vas a cagar!’. That means, ‘You are going to shit yourself’, but in a good way. Spanish lesson over. At 37, Natalia Paris might not have many years of top modelling left in her, but this is still a superb finale.

More sexy celebrity news on FHM.com:

1/ Megan Fox in Armani underwear
2/ Kara Tointon is basically naked
3/ Ashley Greene and Miley Cyrus got wet