The 'Natalie Portman is in Venice and eye-wateringly gorgeous' story continues to develop. She's been at another event. And looked wonderful. We are staying on top of this story until it plays out. Earlier today, eyewitnesses – or, at least, the photo agency Rex Pictures – reported seeing Ms Portman at the premiere of her new film Black Swan. She looked basically exactly like this.
If you were to make up the best woman in the whole world she would probably look like Natalie Portman. If she didn't look exactly like Natalie Portman then you probably didn't understand the question and should really learn to listen more closely.
At the same premiere, movie director Quentin Tarantino turned up and stood like this, making this face.
Nobody knows why he did it but it's probably best that he never does it again. He looks like a confused penguin. Quentin Tarantino, you've made some brilliant films but you just came perilously close to ruining Natalie Portman Day. That's one warning; you get...well, just the one warning, actually. So stoppit.
For those who missed it, Natalie Portman looked bloody brilliant yesterday too.