Nicki Minaj: is a woman. She was in: V Magazine. This news story is: two days late. We definitely don’t: care. Because we’re: a bunch of bloody renegades.

Hooray for our lackadaisical attitude to the ‘new’ in ‘news’ and our commitment to bringing you pictures of popular female American rappers wearing strange face and/or leg makeup and some nice clothes that accentuate her curvaceous figure.

Like this picture right here:

In these pictures from V Magazine, Nicki Minaj looks like a Juggalette. A Juggalette is the name given to female fan of the band Insane Clown Posse. Insane Clown Posse are an American clown duo who sing music from the popular genre of hip hop.

They have done things like form their own professional wrestling foundation called Juggalo Championship Wrestling and set up an event called the Gathering of the Juggalos at which music makers the Insane Clown Posse approve of perform live to thousands of deeply disturbed American children.

Usually, a great time is had by all. Here is a picture of some Juggalos and some Juggalettes:

Some people in that picture bear some similarities to Minaj, yes. But is Nicki Minaj actually a Juggalette? On a scale of one to 10 (if 1 is ‘don’t know’ and 10 is ‘know’) our answer to our own question is hovering around two. That is not a strong level of knowledge and we apologise. All we can do is be the best we can be.

It’s a bit like the slogan of the United States Army which is Be All You Can Be which as slogans can go is a pretty bloody good slogan and definitely better then I’d Rather Have A Bowl Of Coco Pops.