Apparently there's a little Sports Day-type event going on in London over the next couple of weeks, you've probably not heard much about it, but they're calling it the Olympics and the first event starts TODAY. No, it's not the egg and spoon race, it's the Womens Football.

So while we've all been phwoar-ing over Victoria Pendleton and dribbling over pictures of the Brazilian women's volleyball team's sculpted buttocks, we've been neglecting the lady treasures who play the nation's favourite sport.

The female equivalents of Rooney and Carroll (in skills and thankfully not facial features) are playing their first match against New Zealand today at 4pm – but which side has the hottest forwards and the most delectable defenders? Are you a fan of the babes from Blighty or New Zealand's foxy Football Ferns?

Cast your votes now...