10 good things that aren’t as good as Mila Kunis

Posted by , 10 May 2011

Orange Wednesdays

Orange Wednesdays

What could be better than going to the cinema?

Going to the cinema and getting a free ticket, just for buying one, of course.

Wow. That’s value.

Except, unless you’re extremely generously proportioned, you don’t need two cinema tickets.

That’s okay. Just take a friend.

Sure, but that means they’re getting a free cinema ticket, and you’re paying full whack. That can’t be fair, can it? What sort of terrible friend would do that to you? They must think you’re some kind of idiot. What a cheek.

And, before you know it, you’re entwined in angry-wrestling on the sticky floor, tears streaming from your eyes as the vision of a lovely evening watching Water for Elephants evaporates in front of you.

You don’t get that problem with Mila Kunis.

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