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First up readers, here’s the bad news: this could be your last year on Planet Earth. In fact it could be the final year for each and every one of us, if ancient Mayan prophets are to be believed. Admittedly, those dudes didn’t have fridges, pound shops or even Velcro (things were pretty basic back in Colombia in 500AD) but they did know their shit when it comes to predicting the end of the world, singling out December 21, 2012 as the date that things will go catastrophically tits up.

The good news, though, is that this potentially final year for mankind looks set to be one of the very best ever. We’ve got the London Olympics, The European Football Championships, a new Batman film and an extra day of Bank Holiday BBQ action and pro drinking for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. And, of course, 12 brilliant issues of FHM.

We’re kicking the year off in style with Joey Barton demonstrating his saintly side, the world’s sexiest gazillionaire Paris Hilton talking hard cash, and Darren Bent burning some Xbox controllers. We’re pretty sure it’ll not only float your boat but put helium in your dingy. And, as always, let us know what you want to see more of, less of and exactly the same of, in your FHM.

Have a good ’un

Joe Barnes, editor
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The FHM team

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