Ariana Grande has gone and done an oddly sexy but utterly bonkers old school sci-fi music video.

Think the worst bits of Star Trek combined with a few sexy, floaty bits and Barberella references and you can probably picture it. 

Here's everything that went through our heads when we watched it the first time...

 

These are some pretty ahem…’grande’ claims to make before anything’s even happened…



 

Tipp-Ex Mike Tyson tattoo




2001: A Space Odyssey throwback.



Girls in the future look hella sexy.


 

Three cages being guarded by only two gun-totting aliens with a complete disregard for the furthest cage? Classic space fail.

Also, smaller moon in background looks like a smirking Pac Man.



Are these men twins?



This mask is clearly made out of an old pillow.



MEXICAN STAND OFF (sort of).



Where the hell did this guy just come from?



Oh wait, it’s a floaty Ariana doing a sexier version of the womb metaphor bit in Gravity.



It’s difficult to tell but Ariana Grande is either wearing tights in this shot or she has no toes.


Sexy space bikini is sexy.



Wait, what?

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh shit, she’s definitely screwed now.



Emperor Ming has got her, EMPEROR MING!



Ariana is clearly not actually chained up here. Ming is screwed.



Told you.



Sexy Gravity rip off again.



 

Her space bra looks like it is made out of paper? Is that practical?



Lightsaber lipstick makes applying lipstick look rude.



And now we're on a space ship and all dancing? OK...



What the hell is that? And is he swearing at us with his good hand?

 

Why would you touch it Ariana? Why?



Why are those two killjoys on the right working and not dancing?



The man on the left is dressed like an Olympic skier and, based on his dance moves, he thinks that he's in Wayne's World.



Yup that’s right, you’re in the future, you’ve got laser guns, missile-firing boobs and lightsaber lipstick, not to mention a god damn space ship but… Beats by Dr Dre docks (and iPhones) are still how you’re listening to music?



Product placement is bullshit.

 

The iPhone doesn’t even fit in the dock securely. And she’s listening to her own song. Who does that at their own party?



Zedd looks like the love child of Justin Timberlake and Shia LeBouf.