You’ll note in the above image that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, FHM’s sexiest woman in the world, is wearing a jacket. However, she’s made several crucial errors.
For example, where are her trousers? Nowhere to be seen. Her shirt? Errant. Her jacket and tie? AWOL. Her belt? Absent. Like skipping to the end of a novel and being left confused and disorientated, Rosie’s simply missed out some (frankly essential) parts of “getting dressed,” and Burberry Body fragrance is paying the price as she turns up to their photoshoot scantily-clad.
It’s a simple mistake to make – getting dressed is a difficult process at the best of times. Trying to remember whether it’s trousers or shoes on first is a bit tricky some mornings, and we reckon it must be doubly hard when you’ve got modelling agencies ringing your phone off the hook and Jason Statham trying to get you to pick out wallpaper for the spare room.
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There’s a darker explanation, though. What if it’s all on purpose? Think – when was the last time you saw someone just wearing a brown trenchcoat? That’s right – one of those dirty old men who hang around parks and expose themselves.
We can’t see the ends of her legs – maybe she’s cut the ends off a pair of trousers and sellotaped them round her shins, so to complete the illusion. We just don’t know. Maybe models need excitement too, and after Jason Statham’s gutted all other potential suitors like so much fish, this is all she has left.
We’ll be hanging around parks near her, though, innocently reading a newspaper with eyehole cut out of it. You know, just in case we’re right.