Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sexiest Woman in the World, is in a stunning new video for the good chaps at GQ. You should take a look, you know.
The video’s in aid of GQ’s fancy new online e-magazine – much like what you’re reading now, in fact, but a) not written by us and b) optimised for use on the portable future-window that is the iPad. In an effort to raise awareness, they released this short film of Rosie being jaw-droppingly gorgeous as she swans around a pool somewhere.
Seems like it worked! Good stuff. We’re down with any marketing campaign which involves Rosie Huntington-Whiteley removing her already diaphanous clothes. We’d buy anything she told us to. Nipple clamps? Sure. Dog turds in a sack? Sign us up. Used tissues? We’ll take a dozen! Anything to please you, Rosie. Anything at all.
The soundtrack’s a bit weird, though. It sounds like the music from The Terminator, and the opening shot of Rosie – of her back as she walks through a seemingly abandoned house – are eerily reminiscent, like she’s a new model of killbot and she’s continuing her endless quest for the Connors.
We’re down with that. It could be the next logical step for Rosie’s acting career – a rampaging, deadly, sexy, lithe, maybe slightly glistening Terminator sent from the future to erase troublesome 90’s children who insist on using out-of-date slang.
Come to think of it, why do Terminators have to be disguised as people, anyway? John seems to have quite an easy time escaping from them. Couldn’t they make one look like, say, a pigeon for example? No-one suspects the pigeon. And that’s what kills ‘em.