It's common knowledge that blokes and soaps don't mix. No, we don't mean the bar you lather up your bits with in the shower, we're talking about the telly-box drama variety.
To get a bloke to watch a soap they have to be full of titillating lady talent. Fact. The only reason we watched Waterloo Road was to perv on Roxanne Pallett (who plays saucy student Shelby Dixon) all sneaky, like.
Last night the titchy-but-tasty actress answered our prayers by turning up to the Magic Mike premiere in a red dress that made her look like Jessica Rabbit's sexier human sister, reminding us exactly why she made our list of hottest ladies in soap ever. Ever, ever? Ever, EVER.
That's right, in FHM's September issue we're counting down the fittest females throughout soapy history, from Kylie Minogue to Michelle Keegan. Every EastEnders minx and Hollyoaks hottie that ever made your pants tight is on the list, including Roxanne, our favourite Emmerdale ingenue. You'll have to wait until August 2 to grab a copy of the issue, but if you need something to keep in the meantime, drool over these super-hot snaps of Roxy…