Lily Alridge, a woman who’s so sexy that someone saw her wearing her underwear and said “Wow! Hey, you come and wear our underwear when you do that, we’ll give you large amounts of actual money!” is marrying a beardy rocker on May 5.
Lily covered up her neck bolts
A lot of women get all het up and nervous before their wedding. Well, okay, all women get het up and nervous because it’s their job to organise everything and it’s the man’s job to sort of turn up in a suit at the right time, mumble a thank you to everyone there, then get pissed and dance with his mum at least ONCE.
Lily’s preparing, too, but unlike most women who merely limit themselves to flower arrangements, catering, venue hire, ring words, sorting out the band and making sure that their alcoholic great aunt’s invitation goes missing at the last minute, Lily’s decided to launch a brand new Victoria’s Secret lingerie range just in time for her to wear part of it under her big white dress.
We mean, we figure she’s going to wear a big white dress. She doesn’t seem the type to rock up in a t-shirt and jeans with her hair tied back, you know?
So here’s Lily promoting some stuff, be it lingerie that looks like bridal gowns (saves time, and good in summer) to perfume (so you can... smell like a bride? It’s not clear) to pants with “Just Married” emblazoned in sequins on the arse, just to hammer home the point with class.
Lily thought sadly about yet another cake she'd be unable to eat