Pixie Lott is back in her sexiest music video EVER, with a cracking tune that's been dubbed the Christina Aguilera's Dirrty for the Facebook age. It's got everything: sweaty nightclubs, smoky sex dungeons and Pixie herself proving she's still the leggiest pop-seductress out there.

Here's everything that went through our heads when we watched it the first time...


01  Is this the world’s most unlikely couple ever?

02  Pixie Lott is using a posh handbag to trick us into thinking she’s topless when you can tell she clearly isn't in the next shot



03  Are those earrings as heavy as they look?

04  Is this a homage to Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean video?

05  Is this the world’s second most unlikely couple?

06  At precisely 1 minute, 25 seconds, does Pixie pinch her vocals from AC/DC’s Back In Black?

07  Christina Aguilera Dirrty klaxon!

08  Is this a sex dungeon?

09  Is the guy at the front flexing his muscles for the other guy? And is the brunette girl behind him frantically trying to get off the dancefloor?


10  He literally CANNOT believe his luck

11  QUICK, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WAY, YOU’RE GOING TO GET RUN OVER BY A MASSIVE TRUCK!


12  This man is definitely wearing one of the following: a sarong, a really long kilt, or his dad’s trousers, and clearly did not expect to be at the front of the frame.

13  Is this man David Beckham in 1999?

14  Is that ET trying to make his way through the crowd?


15 Is the woman in the pink wearing a giant Miley Cyrus foam hand as a jacket?


16  Pixie’s fella has just been cock-blocked by the sexiest conga we’ve ever seen