Three things that our latest FHM girlfriend Summer has in common with actual summer:

01 Both Summer and summer are hot. Reference points being the above gallery and that time you got drunk, fell asleep in your garden and couldn't bend your lobster red legs for three days afterwards.

02 Hanging out during summer or with Summer will generally involve loads of booze and being car-parked. Carparked meaning drunk obviously and not dogging like those Channel Four mask people.

03 In summer people wear less clothes and Summer likes wearing less clothes. In fact, if there was a holiday named after her: "It would probably involve me not wearing a lot of clothes and having a big party."

Which we think is bloody marvellous.

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