Sixty-five million dollars is a lot of money. According to a leading currency conversion site it equates to just over £40million, or half-a-Ronaldo. And talking of Ronaldo, he once pulled FHM March cover star Kim Kardashian, a bunk-up that leads us nicely onto the point of this story. Namely: that the Kardashians are absolutely bloody loaded.
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According to a recent article in The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashians’ reality shows, clothes shops, fragrances, endorsements and public appearances earned them a whopping $65 million during 2010.
Belly Button winked. Seriously, it did. Look closer. Closer. Pervert
How much wonga did you earn last year? Don’t worry, we’re not the tax man, or anything, we’re just a little too interested in your life, like that woman who sat next to us at that wedding the other year. What a bitch. She spent the entire duration of the meal going on about how, “We were a failure, because we didn’t own a house or a car.” Still, we had the last laugh. Her husband later confided they hadn’t had sex for three years and he was seeing someone else. ROFL.
Fisherman decided not to throw this one back
But enough about out petty wedding nemesis and back to the lovely Kardashians, a sizeable family that consists of: Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob Kardashian and Kris, Bruce, Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Who are Bruce, Kendall, Kylie and Rob? We have no idea. And if we have no idea, two things that you can be sure of are a) none of them have starred in a sex tape and b) none of them have a bikini body like Kim’s.
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