Lord knows that Shakira loves a good wall to rub up against. And her brand new, ultra-sexy video with Rihanna is absolutely no different. Can't Remember To Forget You is probably the sexiest Shakira video since Beautiful Liar, except this time Beyonce has been replaced with Rihanna.
It's a lot to live up to...
So let's begin.
Welcome back, Shakira. We've missed you and your sexy, smouldering ways.
Her wallpaper has actual flying birds on it. You won't find that at Homebase.
Hang on. Is she...?
Nope. Fooled again!
Those are some questionable bed covers. Unless they're made from 100% genuine Robin Thicke. In which case, that's fine.
How many pints do you think Shakira can rest on her bum? Three?
We're not sure about the cigars. Is that sexy?
OK, maybe it's a little bit sexy.
And here we are once again. Shakira, enjoying a bit of wall action.
If you've seen Beautiful Liar (of course you bloody have), you'll know that she's got a bit of a thing for bricks and mortar.
And Beyonce's a fan too.
But wait. A challenger appears! Rihanna is actually trying to get her leg over.
Not to be outdone, Shakira rubs her bum on it.
But Rihanna is obviously a lady not to be trifled with.
We know this feeling all too well. Being squashed up to the end of the bed because your girlfriend decides to starfish. We wonder how Rihanna feels about this...
Oh wait. Apparently she's fine with it.
What we're not that fine with, though, is Shakira's guitar playing. We're not entirely convinced she's actually playing it.
Because if she is, and it is plugged in, it's a bloody electrical hazard.
Looks like Rihanna's had enough after all.