Lord knows that Shakira loves a good wall to rub up against. And her brand new, ultra-sexy video with Rihanna is absolutely no different. Can't Remember To Forget You is probably the sexiest Shakira video since Beautiful Liar, except this time Beyonce has been replaced with Rihanna.

It's a lot to live up to...

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So let's begin.

Welcome back, Shakira. We've missed you and your sexy, smouldering ways.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Her wallpaper has actual flying birds on it. You won't find that at Homebase.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Hang on. Is she...?

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Nope. Fooled again!

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Those are some questionable bed covers. Unless they're made from 100% genuine Robin Thicke. In which case, that's fine.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

How many pints do you think Shakira can rest on her bum? Three?

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

We're not sure about the cigars. Is that sexy?

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

OK, maybe it's a little bit sexy.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

And here we are once again. Shakira, enjoying a bit of wall action.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

If you've seen Beautiful Liar (of course you bloody have), you'll know that she's got a bit of a thing for bricks and mortar.

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And Beyonce's a fan too.

But wait. A challenger appears! Rihanna is actually trying to get her leg over.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Not to be outdone, Shakira rubs her bum on it.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

But Rihanna is obviously a lady not to be trifled with.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

We know this feeling all too well. Being squashed up to the end of the bed because your girlfriend decides to starfish. We wonder how Rihanna feels about this...

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Oh wait. Apparently she's fine with it.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Absolutely fine.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

What we're not that fine with, though, is Shakira's guitar playing. We're not entirely convinced she's actually playing it.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

Because if she is, and it is plugged in, it's a bloody electrical hazard.

Looks like Rihanna's had enough after all.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You

THE END.

Shakira and Rihanna - Can't Remember to Forget You