2010 was a sad time for some of us. Some of us had to deal with the fact that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr got pregnant by that charismatic swine Orlando Bloom, and wouldn’t be flouncing around in her underwear for ages on account of being all massive and swollen with child.

Having made it to the floor, Miranda's giant liquorice tried hard to escape

Well rejoice! 2011 marks her triumphant return, and to be honest, it’s hard to tell that she’s had a child at all, unless you can see her actually carrying the thing around. We’re guessing some sort of wizardry is involved in this. Maybe sorcery, it’s hard to tell. Witchcraft? Voodoo? Hoodoo? Whatever magickal forces are at work here, she looks incredible, and it’s great to have her back. We were worried for a bit, there.

Adriana Lima was drunk again. Seconds later, she was wearing a lampshade like a hat

Miranda made her return at the Victoria’s Secret “pink carpet” ceremony on 30 March to celebrate their release of their new swimwear range. We’ve already gone into great detail about the Victoria’s Secret swimwear range. It would do you good to go and take a look. It brightens the spirit. Refreshes the soul.

Disco ball loved its new job as Joanna Krupa's dress

Of course, it wasn’t only Miranda celebrating last night, oh no. That would have been a bit sad. No, she was joined by various other ridiculously gorgeous women, including Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Kim Kardashian, Kate Upton, and Joanna Krupa. Almost too many sexy women to fit in one article! But not quite. 

Kim Kardashian's breasts were present, accompanied by Kim Kardashian

In fact, let’s not ruin this with words any more than we have to. Just enjoy the pictures of beautiful women. Happy Friday, ladies and gentlemen.