Can you hear that? It's the sound of a bell ringing. But it's not clanging to tell you the time or signify this summer's 356,742 marriage. It's chiming to let anyone who has NOT yet purchased this month's stupendously perfect issue of FHM that we're entering the final lap of publication. That's right, folks, you only have eight days left to pick up what many critics are calling, "The finest example of a magazine in the history of the universe."

What's that? You're still not convinced that FHM is the best way you could spend the 390 pennies burning a hole in your piggy bank right this very second? Well, in that case we'd better come up with some good reasons, like:

1. The above picture from Hollyoaks star Jorgie Porter's first ever solo FHM cover shoot.

 

2. This picture of hot new British model Nicole.

 

 

3. This steamy shoot with smokin' model Lacey Banghard. Unfortunately this shot wasn't deemed sexy enough to make the magazine. She can, however, be seen both getting smacked on the botty by another model and seductively munching a banana. Swings and roudabouts, people. Swings and roundabouts.

 Well, what are you waiting for? Buy, buy, buy.