So Rihanna’s got that song out at the moment called either Come On or S&M, depending on who you ask. According to the song, no matter what you’re calling it, Rihanna’s a bit filthy in the bedroom.

(well, according to the Radio 1 version, she sings “Sticks and stones / can break my bones / but churwz and whurz excite me” which is either a dodgy radio edit or she’s really into Polish food)

But it’s all an act to sell records, no? Apparently not, according to her interview with Rolling Stone, she’s up for all sorts after hours. She also let them take some pictures of her, which is nice, and you can see them do so in this video:


Not sure why she pronounces "Rolling Stone" like that

 “I like to be spanked,” said Rihanna. “Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs… I’d rather have him use his hands… I do think I’m a bit of a masochist.”

Who keeps their whip downstairs? I mean, you’ve gone to the trouble of going out and buying a whip – a special sex-whip, mind you, not just one for horses and whatnot – you might as well keep it in your bedroom, no? That way it’s nearer for when you want to get hit on the arse with it, and there’s no chance of someone accidentally finding it when they’re looking for matches.

Although really, that the sort of thing we’d expect to find in Rihanna’s house. Whips in all the draws, chains in the dishwasher, dildos in the drinks cabinet, the whole shebang.