Being quite heavily pregnant with the WORLD’S MOST GUARANTEED TO BE AMAZING baby would be enough to keep most women occupied, but not Beyoncé Knowles.

She’s taken time out from her busy schedule of devouring peanut butter-covered sardines and making us surrender our seat on the tube to bust out not one but TWO new videos.

Admittedly, they’re both more like that rehash episode you get in every American TV series when the writers can’t be arsed to come up with anything new so just splice together a load of clips and pump it out like a reformed hot dog containing at least 9% meat, BUT STILL.

The first one, End of Time, charts her progress from a seven-year-old Beyoncé winning a talent contest to saucy R&B mama, record-smasher and award-winner, stopping off to meet Nelson Mandela and ride a camel (not simultaneously, you understand) along the way.

It’s one of those super-emotional powerful warbly numbers that makes you proud to be a strong, independent woman and want to form a girl group called ‘The Suffragettes’ or something. Oh. Just us? Right. Sure. Never mind. Let's move on.

Womany websites the world over have been breathlessly buzzing their handbags off because the video included the first look at the dress Beyoncé wore for her wedding to Jay-Z.

Beyonce wedding dress
"OHHHH EMMMMM JEEEEEE! IT'S WHITE! AND IT'S A DRESS! IT'S A WHITE DRESS! I JUST NEVER SAW THIS COMING!"

The second, I Was Here, is a more hippety-happ jibbedy-jabb number, much more conducive to plenty of Beyoncé shaking her hair around like it’s an ablaze raccoon which, let’s face it, is what we all came for.