"Formed in 1999, over a cheap sticky toffee pudding and custard, mougene spent many years honing their songwriting and production skills. Armed with a handful of moody, suburban, pop songs the duo hooked up with ace producer Julian Simmons in a basement in London's little West End New York, to create their fledgling recordings.

And mougene were born... skulking in the shadows, producing post-pubescent pop as a soundtrack to life - subtle, ethereal, vital - where electronica meets cinematica. The album Small Tone is the result of all our blood, sweat and tears."

Check them out on MySpace.  

This is Hayley. Hayley Sams. She’s from Bedford. That’s in the UK. She’s 25 years old. She’s 5’4”. Her feet are a size 6. She’s a dress size 8. Her breasts are 32E, thanks for asking.

Is anybody reading this or just looking at the video?

Yup, thought so.