Last week, we brought you the news that Katy Perry was on Sesame Street. At that time, our naive little minds had no idea what was to come.
Since then, the Russell Brand loving pop princess has been deemed too sexy for children's television and banned from the show. Bit harsh. That's like inviting a prostitute to enter your singing competition, benefiting from the bucket load of publicity it attracts, and then kicking her off like a cheap harlot because she can't actually sing a note. Which would obviously never happen.
Now K-Pez has rocked up on US talk show Saturday Night Live, with an 'Elmo' t-shirt stretched across her considerable cleavage.
Two things struck us about this video. Sure, Katy Perry was one of them. But what about those two presenters?
They are literally MURDERING LANGUAGE. Words are streaming from their mouths like ghoulish devils of onomatopoeic impiety. If we were in a room with those two and a hungry lion, and we had a gun with two bullets, we'd gladly take our chances with Simba.
MORE KATY PERRY NEWS:
1/ Katy Perry performed at her old school
2/ Katy Perry vs. a spaceman at the MTV Awards
MORE GIRL NEWS TO BRIGHTEN YOUR MONDAY:
1/ VIDEO: Lucy Pinder and hot chums in sudsy bikinis
2/ Audrina Patridge is Dancing with the Stars
Pictures of Katy Perry that aren't banned: