As the current FHM Sexiest Woman In The World is papped wearing a helluva rock on her ring finger, FHM stares out the window at the rain and ponders what could have been.

Here's why we really wish that Mila Kunis was our fiancée. Cue Celine Dion...

15 Her laugh makes you forget all your problems.

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14 She still looks amazing when she's been caught in the rain.

 Mila Kunis

 

13 And when she tells you off.

 

12 Look how perfect her teeth are!

 

11 She has this in her swimming pool.

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10 She doesn't take herself too seriously.

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09 Look at those eyes.mila kunis black swan

08 She's blown us a kiss. Sort of...

mila kunis blowing kiss

 

07 She's dead nice and would laugh at all your jokes.

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06 She's honest.

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05 Did we mention her laugh?

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04 She once wore this and it was both funny and sexy

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03 She even looks hot when she eats with her mouth open.

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02 She talks like a rapper raps.

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01 She did this interview.

Will she win 100 Sexiest for the second year running? Vote for her here.