Who the bloody hell is Alyson Michalka?

She was born on the 25th of March, 1989.

Her friends call her ‘Aly’.

She’s American.

She’s an actress, singer-songwriter, guitarist, and pianist.

She is best known for her roles as Keely Teslow in the Disney Channel original series Phil of the Future, Charlotte Barnes in the feature film Bandslam, and Taylor Callum in the Disney Channel Original Movies Cow Belles.

See, BEST KNOWN. Take that, big-time doubter FHM Junior Writer Tom Howard. In your big red just-cycled-into-work face. You need to spend less time pedalling and more time watching the Disney Channel, my friend.

She is also known as one half of the musical duo 78violet (formerly Aly & AJ) with her sister Amanda Michalka.

She currently stars as Marti Perkins in the CW television series Hellcats.

Oh, and did we mention, she looks like this:

BOOM. Helllllllllo, Alyson Michalka.

Ok, so the doubters and haters amongst you - we're looking at you, FHM Squash Championship struggler Tom Howard - may be tutting and pulling disapproving faces because Alyson Michalka isn’t really all that famous.

The problem is, y’see, famous women grow up and get old and get married and have children and do all sorts of other selfish things like that, prioritising their own happiness over ours. Which is why it’s important to give new hot women a chance to shine. Especially ones that look like this:

If you never let fresh blood come through, the world would be run by fragile senile old folk who can’t go outside between September and April for fear of falling down. So let’s give the kids a chance, eh? And if they just happen to have a really hot 19-year-old sister, that’s even better:

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