Want to bed Pamela Anderson? 'Course you bloody do.

We had three main dreams when we were growing up:

1. Captain West Ham and England to glory
2. Bed Pamela Anderson
3. Fly to the moon using our arms as wings

Let’s face it, there’s probably more chance of 3 coming true than 1, but we’d consider our lot a happy one if just 2 came to fruition. And now, thanks to Nokia, it just might.

The Swedish phone giant has launched a competition to find a lucky punter to act out a bedroom scene with the former Baywatch babe, which will be filmed on their soon-to-launch N8 handset. You can enter at www.starwithpam.com. If you’d prefer to film a scene in a lift with Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick, enter at www.starwithed.com. But you wouldn't, obvs. 


She could be on the phone to your mum telling her you're not coming home tonight.


She doesn't look overly impressed with that tea; you did sniff the milk, didn't you?


Careful, that's our favourite shirt.

The film will then be given a glitzy London premiere, so thousands of people can laugh at your scruffy boxers and short-lived 'love machine' performance. Let them laugh; you've just bedded C. J. Parker - what have they done lately?

 

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