Adriana Lima is not technically Spanish. Well, she's not at all Spanish, on account of her being from Brazil. But the Victoria's Secret model does an excellent impression of someone both Spanish and almost illegally hot in Spanish Vogue. So well done to her.

She is, in the tradition of magazine shoots of buxom mediterranean-looking women, dressed up to look like Sofia Loren in her heyday, with bosoms wherever you look. Some might decry this as hackneyed, we prefer to think of it as classic.



We don't read Spanish so we don't even have to pretend to care what the accompanying interview says. However, we're going to assume it says something along the lines of "Ha-wa-wa-wawawawawa".