Ever heard of Unkle Jam? How about Charlie Bullit? Of course you haven't. But that's only because other one-time members of S Club 7 do not look like Rachel Stevens.
Proving that, with the possible exception of Hannah Spearitt's bottom, she is the hottest product of the early-noughties music scene, Miss Stevens has announced she would happily disrobe in the name of her newly-formed acting career.
Expect servers to buckle under the weight of grainy screen shot downloads any day now. Until then, here's a reminder of the petite popster's Oscar-worthy form: